Today you are in for a treat. The Earl John MacDougal has decided to spend sometime and reintroduce himself to the American audience. The reason for this is that many of you Americans don't recognize talent when you see it, so it's good remind you of it, and over and over and over... But I digress. And now for your viewing pleasure...up out of your seats ruffians...the Earl of the Commonwealth, of Backbreaking and Career-Taking: A man of few words.
- My teacher taught me that every part of the body has a weakness that can be exploited. Some can destroy the arms, the legs, even the ankles. But I love backs. They're best served broken.
- There is something beautiful about breaking a person's back. You render them powerless and immobile. They become paralyzed with pain and fear. You do not know pleasure until you hear the hard crunch or pound of the spine against your knee or shoulder.
- The reason I chose the Brute Force as my finishing move because the victim's back is close to my ear, where I can hear the spine shatter on my shoulder.
- Do not think that I do this solely for myself; the victim himself experiences unbelieveable bliss from having his back cracked. The pain is followed by a euphoric feeling of unconsciousness. Nothing else in the world can bring you that--drugs, alcohol, money, power--nothing.
- Shawn Rhein, I have message for you. In ancient days, pharaohs would use the backs of slaves and servants to build monuments & pyramids in their name. At Entitlement, I will use your back as a step towards to the GWGP World Championship. Backs are best served broken, and your's will serve me well.
There my friends, you have it. Remember...
God save the Queen, and God save the Commonwealth.
- Sir Steven Churchill.
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