F I AM? NO NO MY FRIENDS...

Good day, to the wealthy and commoners.

Before we move into this week's lecture, I thought it would be best if we addressed the comments to Lord Lucius Kaine's introduction the American audience.

First.
Lucus Kane is a stuckup titewad, and so is the Commonerwealths.

You dunno like it, deal with it.

This young chap is a prime example of the problems with Americans--he does not know proper grammar or spelling; Dunno is not a real part of the English language; there is no such thing as Commonerwealths--you're either common or your wealthy.

Just a shining example of why this company and country needs the Commonwealth.

Now, on to this week's topic: This ghastly "F I am" chorus that the XWW audience loves to proclaim every time the beloved Lady Allison Martell. My dear fellows, if you are to embrace the ideologies of the Commonwealth, you must let this chant go. It is very unbecoming to say to a lady of class. In England when Lady Allison strolls down the sidewalks, peasants lower their heads or kneel in respect. They would never say anything as ludicrous as "F I am." No no my friends, this must be let go, immediately.

But I know that this is not the audience's fault--it's the society of this land. Proper etiquettes that were once taught at birth are vestiges among U.S. citizens. Oh yes, I know this to be true. I've seen it; children no longer respect their elders, no longer address them by Sir or Madame. They have the gall to call them by their first names; many of the youth no longer hold the doors for ladies.

So for your own sakes, please end this ridiculous chant; it only perpetuates the problems in this company and the country it represents.

That is all for now.

God save the Queen, and God save the Commonwealth.

--Sir Steven Churchill.

KNEEL BEFORE HIM - A LOOK AT LORD LUCIUS KAINE

Good day, to the wealthy and commoners. This week, I thought it would be best if we take a look at one of the finest gentleman in the world. He is the leader of the Commonwealth. Here is, narrating his monologue and presenting himself before an American audience for the first time: Lord Lucius Kaine. If you could get out of your seats in front of your bloody computers and applaud, welcome the Lord of the Commonwealth.

-- My name is Lord Lucius Kaine of the House of Kaine. I originate from Birmingham, the second city of the United Kingdom after London. My room is located in the East Wing of the Kaine mansion. I own dozens pieces of arts that collectively worth more than most of your salaries.
--I believe in taking care of myself, with a balanced diet and a rigorous training routine to keep my Adonis physique at the peak of perfection. Upon waking up in the morning, I have my servant Weasley prepare my usual morning breakfast while I do a set of morning crunches. I can do a thousand now. After this, I convene in the dining room with Lady Allison for our breakfast, which consists of eggs over easy, along with delicious strips of bacon from the healthiest pig in the herds of the land.

- After this, I enter the training room in the west wing to begin my training regiment with my very well paid trainers for two hours.

- Later on that evening, after High Tea...I'm sorry, I forgot I'm talking to Americans. At High Tea time, I enjoy a delicious Steak and Kidney Pie by Weasley, while Lady Allison dines on Shepherd's Pie.

- From there, we depart our home in our horse carriage to the nearest wrestling event. If not that, we'll take the train or airplane to the designated city, where a horse carriage will be waiting to carry us to the event.

Now you ask yourself--why is the Lord of the Commonwealth explaining his daily life? The answer is very simple: because I want you to know. They say that the wealthy only look after the wealthy. That is not true, for Lord Lucius Kaine will fight for the commoners. True, I wouldn't want to touch you, but that doesn't mean I don't care for you. I want you to be represented by the absolute best that the world has created. That the XWW, specifically the XIP brand has to offer. A life of privilege and class like mine can only bring importance to yours. Your stock would instantly rise by being in my presence. What more could a commoner ask for?

--So when you think of your heroes, don't think about the one-eyed psychopathic pirate. Don't think about the man in paint. Think of me. Believe in me: Lord Lucius Kaine. A man that, although doesn't live among the people, is for the people.

- Lord Lucius Kaine

ENTITLEMENT - THE DAY OF RECKONING

The XIP brand's first Pay-Per-View is called Entitlement. The etymology of the root word entitle is Anglo-French, entitler--From Late Latin, intitulare. The meaning: to bestow a rank, or office on a person.

Why is this important? First, because it is necessary to educate Americans. From what I've seen in this country, you don't get enough of it. Second, the word entitlement in the context of the XWW, specifically XIP, references the crowning of the first ever Global Wrestling Grand Prix Championship.


To become the first GWGP Champion is to have your name truly etched in the history of XWW. In this tournament of wrestlers striving to achieve this honor, there are only two whose names stand out: Earl John MacDougal and Lord Lucius Kaine.

Earl John MacDougal originates from Northern Ireland where he is known for belligerent and cunning tactics in street fights. He was taken under the wing of the Kaine family, who groomed him into an excellent wrestler. Soon he arrived in America, where he was greeted by Bruce Kaine into the XWW, where both began to establish themselves. Earl MacDougal believes "That backs are best served broken". On his path to the GWGP title, he will leave plenty of spines and broken and a hospital full of new patients.

Lord Lucius Kaine is a different story. Born into high class Kaine family, Lord Kaine enjoyed just about every privilege one could ask for. His early wrestling matches were before the Queen of England herself. His technical wizardry in the ring have earned him many praises all over the world. Tonight, Lord Kaine will use all of his ability to establish his sovereignty and bring class to the XWW.

Baron Bruce Kaine, also born into the Kaine family, gained a reputation as being mercilessly brutal to his opponents, even in the XWW when he brought a reign of destruction and besmirching as the Bare-Knuckle Champion. Although he will not be participating in the tournament, Baron Kaine will lend his support, by any means he can.

You see, becoming the one entitled as the first-ever Global Wrestling Grand Prix Champion is one of class, and power. And only class can bring class. In this business, there are none classier than the Commonwealth.

God save the Queen, and God save the Commonwealth.

- Sir Steven Churchill.