F I AM? NO NO MY FRIENDS...

Good day, to the wealthy and commoners.

Before we move into this week's lecture, I thought it would be best if we addressed the comments to Lord Lucius Kaine's introduction the American audience.

First.
Lucus Kane is a stuckup titewad, and so is the Commonerwealths.

You dunno like it, deal with it.

This young chap is a prime example of the problems with Americans--he does not know proper grammar or spelling; Dunno is not a real part of the English language; there is no such thing as Commonerwealths--you're either common or your wealthy.

Just a shining example of why this company and country needs the Commonwealth.

Now, on to this week's topic: This ghastly "F I am" chorus that the XWW audience loves to proclaim every time the beloved Lady Allison Martell. My dear fellows, if you are to embrace the ideologies of the Commonwealth, you must let this chant go. It is very unbecoming to say to a lady of class. In England when Lady Allison strolls down the sidewalks, peasants lower their heads or kneel in respect. They would never say anything as ludicrous as "F I am." No no my friends, this must be let go, immediately.

But I know that this is not the audience's fault--it's the society of this land. Proper etiquettes that were once taught at birth are vestiges among U.S. citizens. Oh yes, I know this to be true. I've seen it; children no longer respect their elders, no longer address them by Sir or Madame. They have the gall to call them by their first names; many of the youth no longer hold the doors for ladies.

So for your own sakes, please end this ridiculous chant; it only perpetuates the problems in this company and the country it represents.

That is all for now.

God save the Queen, and God save the Commonwealth.

--Sir Steven Churchill.