Note: This is merely a "what if" scenario. The following events have not occurred.
Management has booked a killer main-event for Monday Night Massacre: OKAMI vs Tchaositself. With the football season ending, it's the perfect match to draw any strays back into the fold.
Closing minutes of the match:
Tchaos goes for a springboard from the second rope, OKAMI ducks and watches Tchaos land on the mat before hitting standing moonsault! 1..2..kickout! OKAMI goes for a scoop slam, Tchaos counters into a standing dragon sleeper...OKAMI slips out showing his flexibility, but Tchaos yanks him back and goes for the Dirk...but OKAMI manages to reverse it like a tombstone counter. Near the ropes, Tchaos elbows OKAMI in the face and slides off his shoulder on to the apron. OKAMI reaches for him, but Tchaos shoulders him between the third and second rope, right into the midsection. He tries it again, but OKAMI leaps up and catches Tchaos' head in the position for a Wolfsbane! He pulls Tchaos in from the apron goes for it! Tchaos short-arms his way out of it and goes for an irish whip, reversal by OKAMI. The wolf goes for a hiptoss, and gets countered into a Chaos DDT! And both men are down!
Tchaos up first, and goes for the Dirk again! Elbows to the face to Tchaos, OKAMI slips out and kicks Tchaos' legs out. He bounces off the rope and gets snatched into a powerslam as Tchaos uses adrenaline and to get himself to his feet long enough to catch him! 1..2..kickout!
Tchaos tries getting up...and OKAMI nails a kick to the back of the head. Tchaos falls to his knees, and OKAMI calls for the SMB! OKAMI positions himself in the corner to get a good running start. He howls back at the audience and they respond in kind. He takes off...Tchaos rolls out of the way but as he does, OKAMI is cut off by a clothesline from John MacDougal!!
The crowd gasps at what just happened. Tchaos grabs his head and watches as MacDougal stands over OKAMI. The wolf gets almost vertical before MacDougal hits him with a European uppercut! Then another, with stomps. He pulls OKAMI to his feet and hooks a half-nelson, and lifts him into a backbreaker! OKAMI squirms on the mat, grimacing in pain. His throat is too hoarse from the match to yell.
Tchaos watches, waiting to if MacDougal will attack him, but the Irishman is solely focused on OKAMI. Lucius Kaine, Bruce Kaine, and Steven Churchill have walked down the ramp and observing the action. Tchaos does the same, and a smirk breaks out on his face. He starts laughing.
OKAMI fights to get back to his feet. MacDougal grins, impressed by his prey. He begins moving around like a boxer. OKAMI is dazed. MacDougal gives him a right jab and evades a punch. The crowd starts chanting for OKAMI as the injured face keeps fighting back. MacDougal gives a left jab. OKAMI falls to a knee as a result, and the Earl of the Commonwealth laughs again...until OKAMI hit him back in the face. Pissed, MacDougal hits the Bludgeon (bicycle kick) and knocks OKAMI off his feet.
Tchaos is laughing so hard he's coughing, his throat hoarse from all the breathing during the match. The bell has already been sounded for the DQ win to OKAMI. Tchaos waves it off and leaves the ring. He looks back and sees MacDougal grabbing OKAMI by the braids, lifting his head up before releasing and letting fall to the mat. The wolf has been immobilized...
Tchaos heads up the ramp and nods his head at Lucius, Bruce, and Churchill. He applauds for them attacking OKAMI. Lucius graciously gives him a bow, putting his left arm behind him as he does. Tchaos laughs at that and says he's honored by the courtesy. While Lucius rises from the bow, Churchill moves closer behind him and puts something in his hand. Bruce moves out of the way so Tchaos can pass, Lucius does the same.
Tchaos takes another look inside the ring at the fallen OKAMI, smiles and turns to walk...then Lucius hits him in the face with his left arm! Lucius is wearing a pair of knux! The crowd is getting even more raucous at this! Bruce picks Tchaos up and holds his arms back. Lucius wails away at Tchaos, striking him over and over! A loud "You Suck" chant breaks out across the arena!
When Lucius pulls his arm back, his fingers and knux are slightly colored red. The camera pulls in...Tchaos has been busted open, the crimson spreading from the forehead and dripping down slowly! The Kaine cousins then pick Tchaos up and rams him into the steel steps!
Bruce grabs Tchaos and rolls him in the ring. Lucius hands the knux to Churchill while taking a purple cloth to wipe the blood off his hand. He climbs in the ring, taking his time and waving to the crowd who continues to boo him. Serious heel heat here. Churchill nods his head and points to Lucius, saying to the crowd, "Behold!"
In the ring, Tchaos makes it to his feet and tries fighting back against Bruce Kaine, the but the British Brutale delivers a body shot! The Crimson Spider doubles over trying to get his breath. Bruce double-underhooks his arms from behind and picks him up. Lucius climbs in and delivers the Message from Windsor (superkick). As the kick connects, Bruce lifts Tchaos up for the Manchester Black (Tiger suplex position into a front slam)!
Tchaos is down. MacDougal was observing the beating being given until OKAMI started to stir. A little shocked, the Earl of the Commonwealth smiles, relishing the chance to hurt him again. He calls Bruce Kaine over, and together they hit the King's Justice (Simultaneous powerbomb/falling neckbreaker--Beer Money's Drinking While Investing)! OKAMI is unconscious.
The crowd is now pissed. Lucius stands over Tchaos and shouts repeatedly, "Order! Order! There...will...be...order!"
Fade out...end of show.
A week later...
Earl John MacDougal is seen entering the building early in the day. New backstage interviewer, Daken Jordan, runs up to him at the locker room door.
DAKEN: Excuse me, Mr. MacDougal.
MACDOUGAL: Earl MacDougal, mincemeat. What do you want?
DAKEN: Well...hey where's the rest of the Commonwealth?
MACDOUGAL: Lord Lucius is on the phone with Prince Charles securing seats for the Royal Wedding. Lady Allison and Chancellor Churchill is with him, Baron Bruce Kaine is soon to come after me.
DAKEN: THE Royal Wedding?
MACDOUGAL: Yes you fool. Beyond wasting my time, is there something you wish to ask? You are an interviewer, or are you not, mincemeat?
DAKEN: Why did the Commonwealth attack OKAMI and Tchaositself?
MACDOUGAL smiles.
MACDOUGAL: The attack on OKAMI was not one from the Commonwealth, but my own.
Daken: But why? He's one of the company's biggest stars, his record is well-known. He's--
MACDOUGAL: I'm aware of his reputation, and that's precisely why I have taken aim at him. A true hunter goes after the biggest game in the forest.
DAKEN: Hunter?
MACDOUGAL: Aye. There is a season for every animal, for all prey. When the rest of these bloody wrestlers see OKAMI, they see a force to be reckoned with. But I don't--I see a trophy on my wall, hanging over my fireplace. Royal game hunting season. He is deadly, but that makes all the more enticing. I will feel his bones, specifically his spine--crumble in my hands. I know his secrets...his fears...and that he fears ME.
DAKEN: Sir?
MACDOUGAL: I'm what he fears. The silver bullet in the chamber. The one he's dodged his entire career. He is prey, and prey does not belong on top of the mountain, but on a mantelpiece. I WILL BREAK HIM.
Commentary mentions that OKAMI is not at the arena, apparently healing from the attack.
Commentary mentions that OKAMI is not at the arena, apparently healing from the attack.
After the opening of the show, the announcer calls attention to the ring, where Chancellor Steven Churchill stands with a mic in hand.
CHURCHILL: Ladies and gentlemen in this arena, fellows that are viewing us from their homes, I ask that you remain quiet as we approach the Dominion of the Commonwealth. (The crowd boos) Do you have no decency in your bones! No matter. I am here to present to you...hailing the from the United Kingdom, accompanied by the lovely mistress Lady Allison Martell...I give you Lord Lucius Kaine, the leader of the Commonwealth! Behold him!
The Commonwealth's music plays. Lucius walks out, Allison holding his arm. Lucius does not a smile, but has a serious countenance to him. He wears a black suit with a white shirt, the fabric suggesting a substantial cost, and his black necktie adorned with golden crowns. Allison's outfit is nearly identical, except her suit jacket golden pinstripes.
Churchill holds the ring ropes for them as they enter. Lucius shakes Churchill's hand. Allison holds her's out for a kiss which Churchill gives without question. Lucius takes the mic and waits for the music to shut off. The crowd begins a "USA" chant.
LUCIUS: Fellows of this...yes yes, USA, USA...I understand you. You love your country.
The audience cheers.
LUCIUS: The same way a pig enjoys rolling around in the filth of a pigpen...
Boooo!
LUCIUS: Nonetheless...as Earl John MacDougal has explained his actions against OKAMI, I will explain my own from last week. Why was Tchaositself's assulted? Besides his ridiculous name? The reason is tied into why we have entered the XWW. Why the Commonwealth crossed the Atlantic to your lands. You see, the XWW is wounded. Better yet, it is in a state of anarchy.Morals are ignored, rules are bent or broken, things are out of place.No one can function in that kind of environment.
People are started to boo even louder.
LUCIUS: I know this is hard to listen to. Ears often shut themselves to truth, especially ears belonging to Americans. But please, listen. I implore you, listen. At the center, the core of this, is a man. Who fancies himself an icon, dare call himself a cornerstone of the company. Tchaositself. He is at the top, one of the many causes for this problem. There was a dream that was XWW years ago, and while it wasn't perfect, it came close to reaching it until he came in. You see, when chaos falls upon a situation, a place, anything...it ruins what was there before. He may think he's helping but he's not, he's a disease. The plague he has spread among the youth, the women he keeps, his presence...the impact. The world is in disorder, and he's a symptom of it. Correction, not the world, because England is perfect. The United States is in disorder, and he is a symptom. And like a symptom, it is the foreshadowing something worse.
Churchill claps, calling his delivery worthy of a movie award...
LUCIUS: As a man of order, I cannot let this abide. Order must be wrought again. When men in paint can run around and not be ashamed, the world is not in order.When animals can climb the ranks over those more deserving, things are not in order. And order cannot be made as long as there is chaos.
The End?
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