NEED FOR A HERO

Greetings to the common and wealthy....blast it, BESMIRCHED!

How dare Li Zhang Lou put his hands on me! That filthy pillack! Do you know that I had to be flown back to England to get my wounds dressed? I would not dare let the American doctors touch me and let them infect me with their incompetence! Surely that fool will pay for his insolence.

The need for someone to believe in exists in all human beings. Dating back to the era of Ancient Greece, the people would uplift the heroes such as Achilles, Heracles, Perseus, as someone to look up to.

In America, such a need still exists. But just as in Ancient Greece, their heroes aren't true heroes at all. Achilles was an arrogant fairy; Heracles was a philanderer. Look at this country, pathetic. Their forefathers spoke of a moral fiber--All men are created equal--and each owned slaves. Nothing has changed. Look at the leaders of this nation. The great President William Jefferson Clinton, revered as an excellent leader who helped give this nation a surplus, was not a virtuous man, as he cheated on his wife. Some say it was just fellatio that's all. No no my friends.--sex is sex.

And note that this trend continues. The New York governor Eliot Spitzer--ironically a member of the Democratic Party--took pleasures in the arms of call girls in bordellos and hotels. His replacement, David Paterson, has admitted to having affairs during a trying time with wife. As if this excuses it...

That is the problem with Americans. They are always looking for excuses to live in mediocrity and hypocrisy than ascend to prosperity. Look at the UHC Champion 211. This is a man who is supposed to be a role model to young children. Yet, he calls his finisher, Steel Reserve, which is an alcoholic beverage. No wonder the minds of these ruddy children are poisoned. You boo Lucius Kane when he comes to save you, yet cheer this clown 211 when he all he does is drag you through the puddles of inferiority.

Again I must implore that you believe in the Commonwealth, and believe that we'll save you...even if we refuse to touch you.

God save the Queen, and God save the Commonwealth.

--Sir Steven Churchill.