REPRESENTATION BY CHAMPIONSHIP-TATION...

Greetings to the common and the wealthy!

This week, we will take a look at the greatness of holding gold. I know I know, many of you buggers and gits have never touched anything except for the faux gold in your jewelry stores (seriously, do you think it's real?) But I will not be talking about jewelry. No...that is for another day.

The XWW International Championship. It is a prestigious title held by some of the greats in this business. Fellows such as Aaron Frost, Kurt Stone, Jon Stone carried the belt with pride, confidence and patriotism. In the hands of these Canadians--therein making them part of England's Commonwealth--this belt reach its highest heights of popularity.

Now? The title rests around the waists of The Operative Ulysses Solomon Adams--formerly known as the US Agent. In his filthy American hands, the International Championship has become devalued, tainted by the touch of the fake red, white and blue. How dare he get the opportunity to carry such a trophy? That is not at all. The poof they call Shadow formerly held the title. In the hands of that painted man, the title felt nearly worthless. Do not mistake me: it was in better hands with him than the Operative. But filthy hands are filthy hands.

How can the title's glory be reclaimed? You know the answer--in the rich hands of Lord Lucius Kaine. A man of his wealthy status, a man of his generosity to commoners--despite not directly touching you--can only elevate the International Championship back up to a level close to the GWGP Championship--more on that title another time.

Believe in Lord Lucius Kaine. Denounce the painted man and the Operative. We will save you and represent the international the only way it can be: by being held by one of internationality.

- God Save the Queen, and God Save the Commonwealth.

- Sir Steven Churchill.